JOKES

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!" "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But.. what happened to the other ear?" "That stoopid dumbo called back!"

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Overheard in an English class. Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of parents?" Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother" Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?" Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy's father and mother. Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay & Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo. So together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB)" The teacher fainted.

taken from:talkingcock.com